Astronaut Costume

We’ve been waiting to be abducted and properly taken off this planet for some time now. It’s time to take matters into our own hands. By now, we’ve accepted that NASA is a little far from our reach, so an evening of dress up will have to do. Slip on the Astronaut Costume and cross your fingers that you can fool ‘em enough to get on the next space launch. You’re on time, in uniform, aren’t you?